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golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

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  • straight couple:

    *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*

  • straight couple:

    *grabs each other's asses in public*

  • straight couple:

    *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*

  • gay couple:

    *holds hands in public*

  • straight people:

    that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN